It seemed to make sense to me when I was playtesting…that one night…before release. They just coral you into a room and just say, “Yea it’s been nice but you got to go.”Ĭathy: Okay, okay, in all seriousness, why are the controls in Three Dead Zed so all over the place?įabian: We drink a lot. More like a crimson.įabian: I don’t even think they give slips at all. Now, with my review coming up, I think “Why would you make this piece of shit” might hurt my chances of a good review.Ĭathy: If your job security was depended upon how likely your supervisor is able to hit one of the light switches in the game, would you just immediately start packing your desk?Ĭathy: Do you know pink slips typically aren’t pink? The ones I use are white. We had all the primary people needed for a team right there: Artists, programmers, lover of games.
DLC QUEST LIVE FREEMIUM OR DIE WALKTHROUGH CRACK
Well, the main business was getting slow, and rather than let us all go, I proposed that we take a crack at making games. We normally make interactive training for things like online courses for schools or other technical related subjects. Well we all work in the same main company. All things considered, he was a good sport about it!Ĭathy: Before I get to brow-beating you for the ungodly piece of shit that is the game you made, can you give me a little background on your team and how you guys came together?įabian Florez: Heh. Since I was due to interview developer Fabian Florez, I figured I would kill two birds with one stone and do the interview at the same time, and see what he had to say about some of the issues I had. This one is slower than death by starvation, can’t jump, and its attacks don’t feel like they have any oomph to them.īasically, I didn’t like Three Dead Zed at all.
Finally, there’s a giant, angry she-zombie that you use to break down walls and move heavy objects. It can’t climb ladders, operate switches, or do anything but jumping and wall jumping. On the flip side of this, there’s a quadrupedal that moves way too fast, jumps way too high, too far, and is a nightmare to control. This is the only zombie that can climb ladders or hit switches. The standard, default zombie feels sluggish and slow, and the jumping physics feel too heavy. The game looks great, but the controls are never responsive. The idea is you control three zombies, switching between them to make your way across platforms, shoving boxes, avoiding lasers, and killing people. Thankfully for me (and not so thankfully for the guys at Gentleman Squid), I don’t have to worry about it.
But, what if the game was good? What if it was the best XBLIG I’ve ever played? People would question whether it was legitimate or not. Nobody would accuse me of slamming a game because it sponsored my site. And you never know, that might happen! Still, I didn’t want to be accused of a conflict of interest. Well, unless the $50 minimum that is contributed to the Epilepsy Foundation is exactly what they need at that very moment to cure epilepsy forever. Sponsorship on my site is done by donating to charities (either Autism Speaks or the Epilepsy Foundation), so I don’t personally gain anything from it. I almost didn’t review Three Dead Zed, which sponsors my review index. A review of a game done while simultaneously interviewing the developer.
Click here for my continued thoughts on the game. Update: Three Dead Zed received a Second Chance with the Chick.
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